For those of you who have grown with me and the site, you remember “simping” and my hatred of all simps, living and dead. I wait for the day where I can freely throw around “simp” and have it understood by all, but until then … you get the definition.
Simp: A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Instagram has taken simping to a new level. Put up your average booty shot and get ready for men promising to commit lewd acts in the name of what is really a “6” or “8” at best. Luckily, my friends shared with me the ultimate compilation of Instagram simping and now I want to share my favorites.
I want to say more … but I need to throw up and then thank God that I’m not in these streets anymore. More to come … later.
– SBM aka MBM aka A Simp’s Worst Enemy