Sorry misogynist, “the kitchen” is not on the list.
You want to please your partner. I want to help you. (Well, not literally, but you get where this is going.) That’s why we surveyed over 1,100 women on which sex positions they wish you’d try more often. (Spoiler: Missionary came in dead last.) As it turns out, the ladies want the same thing you do: more adventure!
Interested in what our respondents had to say? Check out the top five positions from our poll:
No. 1: Face-Off Position, 48 percent ranked this is as their top choice
How it benefits her: She’s in control of the depth, as well as the pace of the thrusts. (Bonus: You have killer access to her breasts. Utilize this.)
No. 2: G-Whiz, 32 percent ranked this is as their top choice
How it benefits her: When she raises her legs, it narrows her vagina—making it easier for you to target her G-Spot.
No. 3: Upstanding Citizen, 31 percent ranked this is as their top choice
How it benefits her: It’s. So. Sexy. (Advice for you: Spread your thighs slightly, don’t lock your knees, and if you have a bad back—don’t attempt it. Nothing says “mood killer” like hurting yourself.)
Read more at [MensHealth.com]
So ladies and gentlemen, is this list true or false?
Must’ve ranked 1,100 white chicks. Sistas still want that doggystyle.
Thank you, lol I just knew that was gonna be number 1.
Yassssss!! They did get it right with number one though. I love to control it.
Hmmmm, as for me I like to finish that way, but missionary is my #1 top pick which is basically #2 on this list.
I (accidentally) left a link back to the original post off. The "flatiron" is a variation of this infamous position.
Doggystyle is the new missionary.
Doggy and Cowgirl DEFINITELY should've been Top 5.
Speak! I don’t know how that missed the list.
#3 is not what’s up!
I consider #2 missionary. (which gets a bad rep honestly) and where’s doggystyle?
LOL! I don't know about that list. #1 is cool but I don't know if it would be #1 on my list. I'm just wondering,,,,Who EXACTLY was asked?
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No 3 is some 19 year old crap. Aint nobody got time for throwing your back out while trying to show off. I'm too tall for alladat. Everything else is a-okay by me.
u getting propped up against a dresser that’s about it
right! no need to put more effort in than necessary. We can still have fun without having to go to the ER after.
Not necessarily. I'm 38 and I do this. Years of football, decades of weight training, and a few years of yoga come in handy. It also helps if you hook the arms under the back of her legs. And yeah, locking your legs is a no-no.
Obviously, you can't do this with every woman. If she's built like Toccara, and you're built like Kevin Hart…THIS. WILL. NOT. WORK.
While the humble brag is duly noted lol, I just think that it generally has a too little return for that much effort. There a much more energy conserving ways to get your jollies. #keepinggreen lol
But by all means, dont let me stop you from your greatness.
Honestly, I get a bit tickled by it. The expression when it happens the first time is priceless. I also get a rush, because it makes me feel like a superhero.
Turk Dickerson: "I'm 38 and I do this. Years of football, decades of weight training, and a few years of yoga come in handy."
This. I'm not doing all those heavy squats and deadlifts and having difficulty buying jeans for nothing.
Shamira: "There a much more energy conserving ways to get your jollies…But by all means, dont let me stop you from your greatness. "
True, I see what you're saying, but where's the fun in that? Energy conservation is for solar panels, hibernating, and designing turbines and heat pumps.
I pick them up for fun all the time. No better feeling than when you scoop her and she ain’t expect it’s, but they left out my personal favorite the JackHammer
Yea not feeling the list lol doggystyle is where its at, and on top is only dope if she can make it bounce(twerkers stand up!!!)
Variety is the spice of life….prudes need not apply!!!
You can tell #4 is a favorite bc this is the position always happens after they run from the backshots lol
#3 is straight but if she's a big one or if you're not hercules it won't work, not for a prolonged period anyway….
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#3 is The Melvin! But instead of wrapping the legs he has to hold them in his arms LOL
If yall seen Baby Boy then you know what I'm talking about LOL
But Doggy and Cowgirl should be here. #1 is close but not quite
Yeah I am surprise doggy wasn't on this list also. Most women prefer that position in my experiences.
#3 I can say has elicited quite the most positive response from women. It allows for deeper penetration and direct clitoral stimulation. Not to mention the added thrill of being suspended in air.
Fellas enjoy your knees while you're young and take full advantage of this position. Cause when you get older, your knees will not be as forgiving.
#2 is great for the man, but can be painful for the woman since it allows for MUCH deeper penetration. Women will tend to use their hands as a buffer to limit depth. However, it can be very enjoyable if depth is monitored by the man paying close attention to her reaction.
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if giving head is her #1 position, she's wifey
Um, maybe #1 and #2, butnot really the rest. They look somewhat awkward, especially the standing one and woman bending over lol!
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I wanna know where they got these names from…
I like all those…but some guys will decline ANY positions, due to no length or girth. I’m not bragging…but if you ain’t working with a little something, y’all gonna tell the girl….DAMN you wet, that’s why I keep slipping out…lmfao