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4 Ways to Cheat Your Way Out The Friend Zone

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For those of you still suffering in a perpetual state of friend zone purgatory, here’s a few ways to break the funk-

1. Improve Yourself
Sexual attraction is somewhat cruel in how much it focuses on physical appearance while ignoring your many other qualities, like how good of a coder you might be or how organized your teddy bear collection is. But it’s a fact of life, and one of the most common pieces of advice for navigating a friend zone is to simply make yourself better looking. By disguising yourself as a more attractive person…

2. Play Hard to Get
Another thing that makes us look attractive is how other people treat us. If you perceive that someone is cool, popular, and attractive to others, you are almost certainly going to find them more attractive yourself. The idea behind this tip, then, is that by flirting with other people (successfully), you’ll make yourself look more attractive. This is theorized to also make your friend feel competitive; if they believe you’re spending every waking moment imagining someone else covered in rose petals, they might suddenly develop the urge to buy some rose petals themselves.



3. Use Verbal Cues to Imply They’re the Ones Seducing You
This technique works by you saying several small, clever things that plant the idea that your friend is the one who likes you, and you simply thought you were just friends, but now they’re starting to win you over. And by doing this, and just wanting it to work so bad, it will somehow actually work. It’s basically the Jedi mind trick of pick-up artists and has at the very minimum given me a lot of great ideas for my next piece of Star Wars fan fiction.

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4. Stop Being Nice
The dating advice world is practically drowning in advice for “nice guys.” These are dudes who self-identify as “nice” (and not much else) and conclude that their lack of romantic success is related to their niceness (and not the fact that they’re not much else).

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Comment(11)

  1. There are Plenty of Ways to Thrive IN the Friend Zone……

    UNLIKE Act like a Lady, Think Like a Man, and other Books by Guys that give Women a Heads Up (no Pun), Winning in the Friend Zone is an Ideology, an Instinct that eithr you Figure Out or You Don't……..

  2. oneitis– the state of believing any individual is the only person deserving of your affections

    if you got friendzoned, find a different chick! dont pine for these hos. pine is for lumberjacks. dont be a lumberjack.

  3. The best way out of the friend zone is to NEVER get in it in the first place. Say what's on your mind as fast as possible. I would say one week. If she says no, then it's easy to move on since you didn't get to know her that much. I learn this the hard way last summer.

    1. Better advice, stop approaching the SAME women who don't want you. The outcome hasn't been in your favor and will not anytime soon.

    2. Lol idiot.

      Bitches send out so many air-headed, contradictory "signals" that its fucking up my WiFi. If I wanted to play games id get a ps4 smh

  4. There is no such thing as cheating your way out of the friend zone. Once you are placed there, retain your dignity and move on. The only possibility of getting out of that zone is if one were to disengage completely from the person of interest for a considerable amount of time(12 months), only to reemerge with an evolved, self assured disposition. One of a person that is no longer in pursuit. Desperation is anti-vaginal perspiration.

    Mr SoBo
    OpinionatedMale.com

    My recent post The 5 Benefits Of Becoming Friends Before Lovers

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