Wants to Know If Your New Girl/Guy Looks Better
We’re all a little egotistical by nature. We’d all like to believe that our ex can’t do any better than us and that anything after us should indeed be a downgrade. Which is why your ex will be quick to do some research to see if your current looks better.
Compare you all’s past to your current
Okay, so maybe your replacement does look better… What’s the next thing we go to- history. See a ex will hang the history that you all had over your head, like a creep with a pocket full of mistletoes at a Christmas dinner. Your ex will never let your past go and will use it to validate or stake their claim to your heart anytime they see fit. You’ll never be able to convince them that the past is exactly what it is- the past.
Holiday Season is Ex Season
Christmas, New Years, or Valentine’s Day the f*cking ex texts will come pouring in. You’ll know if you’ve been on an exes’ mind when the holiday season rolls up. Sometimes you get some bait like a simple “Happy New Years” with the hope that you follow up with some convo. Or some exes are bold and just simply say ” Happy NY, I miss you. What you are doing tonight?” Hey you do get an ex-sex pass on holidays, right?
Exes are renowned for tempting the f*ck out of you. Maybe you agreed to go to lunch and catch up. Somewhere along the lines your ex began talking about how you use to make them feel or about how you use to make their body feel. Yeah you heard it before, “I remember when you did that thing, that made me, back when we..” un huh
Make It Known That No One Knows You Better
Not only do they constantly like to bring up the past. They also want you to know that no one knows you or will ever know you as good as they knew you. They know your birthday, your favorite color, the thing that hurt you the most, made you smile the most, etc. A scheming ex will always remember all they need to know to get under your skin.
Show Up as Soon as You Get Over Them
So you haven’t seen them in six months and life is going great. Sh*t, you’ve managed to not bump into for quite a long a** time and finally you’re at *insert club/bar name here* and they walk through the f*cking door. All that emotion that you thought you were over hits your chest like a ton of f*cking bricks, not to mention they’re making their way over to you… no worries you can play it off, right?
Reminds You Why You Stopped Talking to Them
Hey even if both of you linked up after the club and have nasty drunken ex sex, they’ll remind you why you two broke up in 5, 4, 3, 2…