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How To Be The Main Chick, Side Piece And Bottom B*tch And Eliminate The Competition

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Let’s talk about the cyclical relationships that women have in a man’s life. The main chick is annoyed at the side piece for trying to steal her man. The side piece is mad at the main chick for actually thinking that she can fully satisfy her man. The main chick and the side piece are mad at the bottom b*tch because they know that if all else fails their man will just go back to her. Don’t get me wrong, they are mad at the man for including the three of them in this situation but they aren’t planning on losing him. Therefore, they focus their efforts on trying to eliminate the other women in his life.

Most of these efforts involve trying to expose their enemies to the man as disloyal, unqualified or unfit. These are special martial arts techniques known only to the most Spartan and Super Saiyan women on the planet. This may include screenshotting, leaking nudes, flat out lies, or even introducing them to another man that they can trade up or down in their position with. That’s right there are some people who would rather be a side piece than a main chick because they really just don’t have all that time for a man.

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The most successful of these techniques is a rare form of martial arts known as Karrueche.

Karrueche is a twenty-six year old form of martial arts that focuses on playing your role and the role of your enemies thus eliminating the need for the other women. How does someone go about learning this technique and art form? Easy it’s like this:

1)      Don’t let anyone know anything about you except that you are confident and comfortable – The best advantage that someone can have is when your enemies don’t know anything about the core of who you are. This way they can’t harm you with their attacks. When people think you have no personality and are simply a muse they underestimate you. Moreover, the appearance that you are confident and comfortable in yourself confuses your enemies. It leads to make errors and mistakes on their own without your doing.

2)      When he cheats on you; be cool not angry – When your man cheats on you and you get angry, he knows that you still care. The opposite of love is indifference. Use indifference to keep your composure and balance. This will throw everyone in the situation off. People will wonder why you’re not upset, angry and desiring to burn all his clothes. Again, never let them see you sweat.

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3)      When he’s in trouble; be there for him – The one thing that a main chick and side piece know they don’t have to do is stick with a man through tough times. Either that or they are comfortable with letting him work through things on his own and get back to them when they’re in a better position. That’s when a bottom b*tch swoops in and provides that shoulder to cry on, bail money and alibi that a man needs when he’s in trouble. If you can manage to be there for in the way his bottom would be and still stand tall as the main, you win.

4)      If all else in his life fails; welcome him back with open arms – This is a key principle in practicing Karrueche; you have to have the power to allow yourself to accept him back even though he’s hurt you. Most women fail miserably at this and their pride gets in the way of their happiness. When a man hits rock bottom there is no one there for him not even his bottom. His main takes all she can get and finds another man. His side piece moves on to being another man’s side piece. All three of those women lose. In the fell chance they do take him back they create stiff rules and contingencies that aren’t welcoming. (Mainly, passwords to all his stuff and freedom to snoop whenever they want.) If you can take the pain that he’s caused you and channel it into loving him more, you win.

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The central theme behind Karrueche is knowing that in the end nobody asks you to show your work with how you found happiness. It only matters that you’re happy. Most situations that lead to happiness are messy and you would rather talk about the present than the past. If you practice and believe in Karrueche you exist in the here and now, maybe the future, but definitely not in the dark past.

Dr. J

Comment(22)

  1. I can’t! Do I get it yes, do I understand that this is what goes on in today’s time yes, do I like it absolutely not. Why do we as women have to go through so much to prove to a man that we’re loyal loving supportive creature’s? Why do woman have to get drug thru the dirt to find my happiness?

    1. Women don’t have to get drug through the dirt by men to find happiness. Women choose too. Women have a choice stay or leave. Know yourself and know your worth.

      1. I totally agree we do have choices, but what I dont like nor appreciate when someone tells you and or suggest that this is the only route to go…because men are going to cheat…and as a woman you have to forgive them in order to be happy…prime example that damn movie baby boy…how much did she have to go through to get him to move in and be a family…yeah granted its a movie but lets be real we all know that goes on everyday

        1. If a man cheats, yeah leave them, forgive them and move on to the next and be happy. You are in control of your own happiness and nobody else. Those men who cheat will get tired and look up one day and wonder where are all the good woman are and they can’t find them because they are all taken. They cheated on all the good women they came across and now the women are taken. Just because you see other women go through sh*t like you saw on Baby Boy, which is a movie based on fiction; it doesn’t mean YOU have to go through it. Let’s separate what’s fact and what’s fiction. The wisest people learn from other peoples’ mistakes. Again, know yourself and know your worth.

        2. I posed a question of why women have to get drug through the dirt in order to find happiness, I bring up a movie baby boy and somehow it gets misconstrued as if im personally going through this and just for the record im not. What I stated was my opinion, my observation and certain things that ive heard from the horses mouth, being men. At the end of the day there are some women out here in the world who play these roles they need to be guided.

        3. If you think all men cheat then that’s sad. How about we rephrase that one…all the men YOU have dealt with cheated on you, and/or all the men in YOUR limited 2nd, 3rd (etc) hand experience cheat. Please don’t make untrue absolute statements about ALL of any group. My husband has never cheated on me. His reason, aside from loving me, is that he prefers not to die from AIDS or have his dick rot off from screwing skanks with diseases.

  2. “Let’s talk about the cyclical relationships that women have in a man’s life. The main chick is annoyed at the side piece for trying to steal her man. The side piece is mad at the main chick for actually thinking that she can fully satisfy her man. The main chick and the side piece are mad at the bottom b*tch because they know that if all else fails their man will just go back to her. Don’t get me wrong, they are mad at the man for including the three of them in this situation but they aren’t planning on losing him. Therefore, they focus their efforts on trying to eliminate the other women in his life.

    Most of these efforts involve trying to expose their enemies to the man as disloyal, unqualified or unfit. These are special martial arts techniques known only to the most Spartan and Super Saiyan women on the planet.”——— I literally spat my coffee up reading this at work. It’s All True though.
    Also, the Alternate of Karrueche is Tihyri- Video Vixen build yet STAYS orbiting around Planet Joe Budden

  3. The scary part is that there are women out there who would actually forgive a man no matter what he did. Also, if this main chick found it in her heart to help him out when he’s at his lowest point, if he really is the kind of man that would string along 3 women at once, when the pieces are all back in a place, he’ll probably go out and find another side chick and bottom b*tch or just leave the main chick all together!! Isn’t that sad!!

  4. Ultimately, people do what makes THEM happy. So if they want to be involved in a convoluted situation who are we to judge. People who are intolerant of anything really need to STAY SINGLE. I’m always intrigued by people who constantly exclaim what they won’t put up with.

  5. I can’t! Especially because there are normal men who want to be with just one person!!!
    The Karrueche’s situation is damaging for your self-esteem… I mean the only reason she is still around is because girl Ririh stop caring about Chris…No martial art here it’s more like “i don’t know my worth”…
    And nooo these women who have to put up with all that BS don’t like it! We the friends we know, we see them cry, complain… Ah!

  6. People need to stop using celebrities and their relationships as templates for how to conduct their own relationships and romances. The reality of the situation and the main dynamic that some are overlooking is the fact that CB is a superstar entertainer and Karrueche is a regular girl that got lucky and chosen by him. If he was a regular guy, she probably wouldnt have put up with half of the stuff that he’s done to her. She just holds him in such high regard because of his status that she’ll allow herself to be made to look like a fool just to be with him.

    Its easy for Rhianna to move on because shes moving on to a Drake or whomever.

  7. Ah! Nah bro,i spartanned up at age 20 and never looked back,pacifying silly nggas is for the birds.

    Long live g.l lambert!

  8. This was so eloquently written and the first and middle paragraph had me rolling. It definitely goes on. The exact opposite would probably be Demetria Lucas (from Blood, Sweat, and Heels). She was very vocal about not looking through her man’s phone, because if she didn’t trust him she wouldn’t be with him. Honestly, I haven’t even been keeping up with Karrueche. The power of choice is real, and we all exercise it whether we know it or not. Great post!

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