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You’re About to Ruin This: After Sex Do’s and Dont’s

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It has come to my attention that after getting that happy ending many people don’t know what to do with themselves, so due to such infractions I must educate. What you do after sex is just as important as what you did during? There is still a mood to set after getting the cheeks and knocking boots. Here’s what not to do, After Sex Etiquette:

TALK SHOW (MenWomen):

I don’t want to feel like I’m on a talk show, interview, or at court, after I have sex. If it was that bomb.com I just want to sit back, chill, catch my breathe, drink a glass of kool-aid, go 2 sleep, or look at the ceiling. I understand you want to know what I’m thinking, but sometimes we just have to listen to each other breathe, kiss, peck, and do things like that.

WASH-UP LESS THAN TEN MINS AFTER (Men):

True, she may not be your main, but women don’t like when you hop straight in the shower right after sex. She wants you to smell like her for a little while afterwards. If you were smart, you would’ve just had sex in the shower. (A HA! *light goes on*)

REQUEST FOR ROUND TWO TOO QUICK (Women):

Yeah, I said women. Alot of the time ya’ll don’t put that much work in, but have these crazy a** expectations. Your mans out of breathe and you giggling talking bout “round two”. If you knew any better you’d- clean him off, give em a good twenty mins, then do some seductive dance or better yet very x-rated… I swear that would get him harder than tryna whistle underwater.

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GET UP & GO TO THE LIVING ROOM TO WATCH TV (Men):

I’ve been guilty of doing this *kanye shrug*. True, you weren’t expecting to have sex and you put The Walking Dead on hold, but please believe you won’t have to worry about getting no surprise visit anymore if you do that. Spare yourself the trouble and watch it when she falls asleep.

CHECK YOUR PHONE OR INSTAGRAM RIGHT AFTER (MenWomen):

I’ve definitely been guilty of this too, I have even been accused of checking my phone during *shrugs*. Nevertheless, let the sex aroma simmer for a moment before you go to your phone to see if your homeboy/girl hit you up they can wait til the morning.

GET DRESSED & LEAVE RIGHT AFTER (MenWomen):

It makes whomever you do this to feel like just a piece of a**, unless they want you to go and you were just a piece of a**. Stay for a little and cuddle. If you do have to leave right after, say it before you have sex and let them know you have plans.

ASK DID YOU CUM (Men):

Like they say, “If you couldn’t tell, that should be a hint.” Even though I usually ask how many times *wink wink. Fellas you should know if you made that woman peaked or not, don’t play yourself.

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DON’T COMPARE YOUR LOVERS (Men):

To discuss another woman with your lover is tacky to say the least. Real gentlemen don’t bring up other women in the bed, rather you’re saying good or bad things. Men liked being compared only if we are better because we want our ego stroked, but when you are with a woman make her your one and only at that specific time. Who cares what your ex did, unless she asks? Other than that, stfu.

BRING UP A PRESSING ISSUE (MenWomen):

Finally, don’t bring up no heavy sh*t right after sex. Here’s a short list:

So Where Do We Stand?
So How Many People Have You Had Sex With?
Have You Ever Cheated On Me?
Is That It? LMAOROTFL
ETC…

Ask that sh*t before you get busy.

What else shouldn’t you do after sex? What was the worst thing someone did to you right after sex? Is there really any rules? What’s the first thing you do when it is over for the night with your partner?

Comment(19)

  1. Boy you hit the nail on the head with the round 2 business. Although there’s some women where the chemistry is so crazy that that question doesn’t need to be asked and we are good and ready. The asking if you came stuff is tacky, but if a dude is inexperienced then i guess he gets a pass. And the asking heavy questions right after is a no no. And it’ll be a catch 22 as to whether you’ll get an honest answer or not.

  2. LOL @ talkshow. Sometimes I talk but not too much, (I need to catch my breath too) and it’s usually about performance which could be an ego booster. I get asked how many, too…. if you wanna know keep score yourself. 😉 Round 2, 3, or whatever only happens after rest up rounds. Only women who don’t put in work or aren’t satisfied during the short session, request this. Ladies stop being greedy. LOL!

    As a woman I had NO idea that bedroom etiquette required 10 min wait prior to washing up. In my own experience, I may need to catch my breath or be held a few minutes following but it has nothing to do with dude maintaining my fragrance for 10 min. It’s the only odd one for me.

    *In addition I don’t want to hear any confessions nor heart-filled-emotional babble about how much you love or need me.
    *I don’t want some guy defining what sex meant to us….SMH!
    *I don’t want to hear excuses about your poor performance. THE WORSE: Dude soiled his pants, in the front, before getting busy and blamed it on my being sexy???
    WTF? I guess I was supposed to feel good about the compliment….. SMH! Bye!

    1. Actually I was commissioned to do a photoshoot for a guy’s album called ‘Long Live Love’, so the pictures centered around a black couple. Just want to make them look in love.

      1. Well, you did a good job. Its beautiful. And concerning your article, I have def met some men who felt it was necessary to talk about their previous lovers like it was suppose intimidate me or help me step up my game. Its good to know that not all men think that’s cute!

  3. I am definitely guilty about wanting round 2 like 5mins after. The way i see it is if this dude was very attentive to my needs in round 1 and put in good quality work, then the least i could do is trade places with him for round 2.

  4. The last “dont” is my pet peeve: I hate when girls start asking heavy shit like “so what is this” “how often do you do this” “are you doing this with anybody else” etc. Thats enough to make a dude legitimately not want to deal with you too much more after that.

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  5. I’ve always felt that if the chemistry was right and both parties are on their jobs, then that second round is inevitable. I literally cannot get enough of a woman that knows how to turn me on. If she needs to ask for that second round, she probably doesn’t deserve it and/or won’t receive it at the level that she wishes. That was the biggest peeve for me on this list. I’m sure that I’m in the minority, but being a guy that has sex only with women that I’m seriously dating and/or trust, I’m not opposed to having a heartfelt discussion after sex. Emotions are out and walls are (hopefully) down, so that seems like the best time to have an earnest conversation to me. I love open communication, and I’ve found that the deepest conversations after round one can sometimes alleviate any existing anxiety and pave the way for an extremely satisfying round 2. I don’t think all women are trying to be difficult in this instance, and for someone who is willing to let you penetrate her emotionally and physically, if she needs some questions answered before she can procede, I see no issue. Again, I’m positive that I’m in the male minority and I definitely don’t have sex with just anybody, so results with this line of reasoning may vary, I’m sure.

  6. He did ruin it. For himself. I felt wonderful afterward but he called me the next day feeling all guilty like he just screwed his sister. It was weird and never happened again.

  7. The only reason that a woman would ask for seconds is that you didn’t hit it the first time and she is giving you a chance to redeem yourself. Sometimes you men don’t always get it right the first time and you need a second chance. If you love her, what she does or doesn’t do shouldn’t ruin anything. So regroup and try again.

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