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Overnight Visitor: Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home, For the Night

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True players are always prepared for overnight visitors. They know that if the date goes well they have to make their visitor feel at home. The goal is to make her never want to leave. Leaving should be out of necessity, not out of want or desire. When she’s over your house the world should be vacant of responsibilities and obligations. Here is what you need to Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home:


A Clean House
The first thing you must have is a clean house. Nothing makes a woman more comfortable and turned on than a clean house. If your crib is clean and fly, the first thought she usually has isn’t “Are we going to get busy?”, it’s “What’s the first room we’re going to get busy in?”

Smell Goods
Aroma therapy, have you ever heard of it? Women are creatures of smell, they love things that smell good. The right scent could turn an innocent girl into an enchanted woman, hooked on to your every word.

A Few Good Movies
Sometimes you don’t always want to start conversation, you just want to enjoy one another’s company, rather you are laughing at a comedy or shrieking from the plight of a horror flick. By the way, chicks dig horror flicks and they need a strong man to hold onto when sh!t gets real. Or do like yo boy(theSUNK.com) and keep a few good movies with even better sex scenes and I bet that movie will say everything that’s inappropriate to say at that moment.

Snacks
Women are always hungry. They are usually at their hungriest at the most inopportune times. Like when it’s 2am and your fridge is empty and it’s too cold to go outside to hit up an eatery. So have snacks such as Cheeze Its, Doritos, fruit, frozen buffalo wings, Ramen noodles, etc. Whatever you do, don’t leave your female guest hungry, especially if the p^ssy isn’t guaranteed.

Liquor(Or Weed)
This should be self-explanatory.

A S3x Playlist
The Weekend, Frank Ocean, Drake, R.Kelly, Keith Sweat, Trey Songz, Chris Brown, Teddy Pendergrass, Marvin Gaye, T-Pain, Sade…the list goes on. Turn on the stereo and turn her on.

Overnight Visitor Clothes
An oversized t-shirt, basketball shorts, pajama pants, etc. Anything you give her should allow for good cuddling. You never want to give her something that makes it impossible for her to feel your hard-on when you give her that back tap(late at night men push on their girls to see if they you bout that life).

A Comfortable Bed
Months ago I had flat ass pillows, ever since I upgraded to a decent thread count and some fluffy pillows women have not wanted to leave my bed. This has its pluses and minuses, sometimes they don’t know when to leave. Other times they stay longer than they expected to and want to have some fun :D. Also you don’t want her to not get a good night’s sleep. It’s nothing more awkward than a woman looking at you as soon as you open your eyes, because she couldn’t get a good night’s sleep.

Shower Cap
When you wear her out, she is going to want to take a refreshing shower or before you wear her out she’s going to want to take a refreshing shower. However, if she isn’t #teamnatural she won’t be able to do so, because she can’t get that Remy 100% Indian Hair wet. So be proactive and stash a shower cap some where.

Big Tooth Comb
After a little recreational activity she needs to freshen up and make sure she’s back on her A-game. So you need to have a big tooth comb for her and if you are really up on game you’ll have a scarf or something to wrap her hair with for bed. Surprise her, act like you know…TheSUNK.com taught you.

Pack of ToothBrushes

There’s nothing like a fresh toothbrush for your guest when she wakes up in the morning. No woman or man wants to walk out the house of their new boo’s with tart  breathe. Act like you know playa….

Ladies, Do you all agree with my list? Did I miss anything? Is there any special requests that you need at a man’s house? What was your worst overnight visit? Do you need these things or do you always know if you are spending the night and pack the overnight bag? 

Comment(38)

  1. All essentials, don’t forget spare linens(apparently having a full linen closet means you’re TOO hip to game) beverages to offer, spare charger, hand soap, and plans for the late morning/early afternoon so she can go about her business lol

    1. LOL right! I think I would immediately fall in love or my red flag would go up and think he’s a player! LOL either or! LOL

      1. Until you’re rushing to work the next day and your hair is looking wild. Then you just stop asking questions and use that comb.

        1. I’m smart enough not to get myself in that predicament. I wouldn’t be caught coming from a f**k buddy’s house and going straight to work.

        2. I applaud you for at least making sure it’s a big tooth comb, lol. But a shower cap and all? I think your list is missing the shea butter and coconut oil lol

        3. The shower cap is more understandable than the comb in my book. You just have to make sure you have conditioner in the shower for show. Even with a baldy you have to make sure you take care of the scalp.
          The silk head scarf is when you hit red flag territory tho. But if you about that life, live that life to the fullest.
          Aveeno lotion – shows you care about yourself and its pretty scent neutral. ijs

  2. Ehhhhhh this list does hit all of the essentials but if I see a wide tooth comb or shower cap at your crib, I’m going to assume that bringing a variety of women in and out of your house for slumber parties is a recurring and frequent occurrence. And to add to the list, a neutral body wash or bar soap too is a must. Just like ya’ll don’t like to go out smelling like hibiscus lemon with a dash or raindrops, we don’t want to go out smelling mountain fresh or hot apple spice. Same goes for lotion.

  3. Make sure if you had another female over check to see she didn’t leave anything. I’m shocked I have to tell this to people, but yes, put other women items away if you don’t want to have that uncomfortable conversation and want to get laid later.

    1. Yo I got a bag full of leftover accessories. Bracelets, earrings, rings, etc. I can get your accessory game fly.

  4. This list was hilarious! I’d add a moisturizing hand soap and a good lotion. Guys often skimp on (or completely disregard) lotion, but there’s nothing like a lotion that imparts softness out of this world and has a scent that lasts all day.

  5. True players, tend to over think the situation and are impressing other players, most. I believe guests should feel comfortable but act as and be treated as such. You men don’t need to equip your home with wide tooth combs, brushes, or clothes…that’s crazy. The basic essentials are good. Be careful, one day you will get a stalker who thinks your preparedness meant you loved her and wanted a future with her….you obviously want her to move in since you want her to feel at home. LOL!

  6. OMG… this is hilarious but true! lol and yeah definitely need the shower gel and lotion, cant jump back in the bed ashy

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  8. This list makes a lot of sense and is very practical. However in real life, there are too many insecure women for this to happen as it does in your head.
    As Nicky said, most women will question who the stuff belongs to and why you have it. Regardless of what you say, and whether it’s the truth or not, they won’t believe you, and it will put a sour taste in their mouths.
    Granted, the womans insecurities are not your problem, (unless you don’t get any). However, even if a woman stays because she doesn’t want to be too obvious and look crazy, she may never want to come back.
    She will think your a straight player, and that you have a roster of chicks in your weekly line up. You will look worse than Owen Wilson in that movie with Reese Witherspoon where he has a closet full of female pajama’s in every size…lmao. That movie was funny.
    So fella’s just be mindful that this can, and will work against you with some women. The flip side is if your a confident dude, you won’t really care if she comes back or not. You know there are plenty more where she came from, and you will simply move on to the next one who is more secure, confident, and sees the practicality in you having these feminine products for her comfort, and appreciates it.

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