Mr. FAQs

Where is Katt Williams when you need him? You know, to tell Steve Harvey to stfd and stfu. (USE HEADPHONES IF AT WORK!) Steve Harvey has been making the media circuit these past few days. I first saw it on CNN…then heard Oprah endorsed it, followed by an appearance on Tyra and a plethora of […]

I was thumbing through the April issue of Essence the other day and itis like an ‘Ode to MILF’s,’ showcasing women and in their 50’s-like 80’s, some of whom don’t look a day over 35 max! And a good looking 35 year old at that, not the one that’s had a”hard life. I know exactly […]

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. I remember one time when I was in elementary school I got in trouble for picking up that book and reading it. I guess even back then Mr. FAQs was charged with cracking the feminine mystique. Let me begin by saying I am neither a hater nor […]

The other day my patnah hit me up on IM and asked, “Do you ever think you’ll get married?” The question kind of caught Mr. FAQs off guard because my daily conversations usually begin with current events/funny/random news and from there trail on to “did you hear,” sports and women. But as my mornings are […]

***** Admin Note ***** Visit the SBM t-shirt store and get you some of the new hotness ******************** I’m currently talking to one of my boy’s cousin’s (his “favorite little cousin” in fact) and decided to inform him of such, not because I felt I needed his approval, but more out of respect. So the […]

The most random of ish happens to Mr. FAQs on a hourly basis and I continuously find myself in situations that friends have described as “only you” occurrences since I was a youngin. The other day I was exiting the restroom of an  establishment while texting on my Blackberry, momentarily oblivious to my surroundings. Random […]

Young Lady: So what are you doing for Valentines Day? —extended pause— Mr. FAQs: O, damn. That’s next Saturday huh? Hmph. I don’t know, I forgot. Watching H-O-R-S-E I guess, thought it was just All-Star Weekend. “Thought it was just All-Star Weekend” pretty much describes my feelings towards this upcoming occasion. You could call me […]

“To put it another way, every love relationship is based on unwritten conventions rashly agreed upon by the lovers during the first weeks of their love. On the one hand, they are living a sort of dream; on the other, without realizing it, they are drawing up the fine print of a contract, not unlike […]

Some industries are said to be recession proof, porn and liquor for instance – mofos need a nutt and a buzz no matter what! I’ve always felt that relationships are easier than being single and not just because of the economic implications. A brother like me likes stability, “routine”, knowing who I’m dealing with et […]

Two phrases died in my head yesterday as I stood in the freezing cold: “America is not ready for a Black president” and “Why is he with that snow bunny?” CNN’s lead article when I woke up this morning was entitled “Black first family ‘changes everything,'” and while I reeeaaally didn’t want to, I clicked […]