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Oh yes, it's me... I am your innermost desires. I am your guilty pleasure. I am your conscience. I say what you are thinking but normally wouldnt have the nerve to utter out loud. I think the best way to describe my brand is "Crass Articulation". I'd also like to take this time to highlight of some of my accomplishments: Creator the Internet 1982 Nobel Peace Prize-Most Significant Birth of the 20th Century Discovered the 8th Continent Climbed Mt. Olympus-twice 10 time Undisputed Beaver Hill Pie Eating Champion

Wrappin’ It Up

  I know her hair isn’t wrapped but I couldn’t resist… The following conversation takes place between 11:47pm and 11:49pm: M’Likshawnquan: You gonna take that thing off? Jane: Damn baby, you getting straight the point tonight, huh?  ::Starts taking shirt off:: M’Likshawnquan: Not the shirt…well actually keep taking the shirt off…I was talkin’ about that […]

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

**The following conversation takes place between 3:45 and 3:49** Elliot: Honey, can you pass me a beer? Mercedes: Why don’t you get one of them b*tches to get you a beer… Elliot: Wha…what are you talkin’ about? Mercedes: Them b*tches that you had all up on you @ Joe’s BBQ gettin’ you beers…I saw all […]

Stay In Your Lane Please

“Son don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach it…” We all have flaws and it can be easy to find faults in someone if you analyzed them closely enough. Even models look a hot mess in the morning. However, there seem to be a lot of people that have a very high opinion of […]


When I was growing up, I always looked forward to that milestone birthday that I thought would make life better. Turning thirteen meant my parents had to respect my gangsta as a teenager, turning 16 meant I could drive legally, turning 21 meant I could drink while driving , and turning 25 meant my car […]

Who’s Responsible For Bad S*x?

So who’s fault is it when there’s bad sex? Every woman reading this post just said, “The guy!” And in some cases, that is true. But ladies, it can be your fault too. It takes two to tango, but when the tango isn’t any good, someone has to take the blame. A lot of what […]

Don’t Be Trifling at the BBQ

Memorial Day Weekend has come and gone, and the summertime BBQ season is now upon us. No matter how busy you are, you will find some time to check out a few BBQ’s over the summer, and on into the fall depending on the climate where you’re at. If you’re lucky enough to get invited […]

Change You Can Believe In

Before we get to the post, don’t forget to vote for SBM in the finals of the Black Weblog Awards! Best Design, Best Post Series, Best Group Blog, Best Relationship Blog, and Blog of the Year! The last time I was here, I gave a young lady some advice on her toking boyfriend. In case […]

Breaking Old Habits

Streetz normally handles the mail, but this letter ended up on my desk for some reason, so let’s see if I can’t shed some light on this situation, given my unique perspective and all: Hello, I would like your thoughts on this situation. Me and my boyfriend are in our mid-thirties. Our relationship is fairly […]

Welcome to Wedding Season

  ‘Tis the season of the grownest and sexiest event of them all, the Spring/Summer wedding. All the months of planning, arguing, overspending budgets, last minute changes and furious weight loss finally culminate on one day of beautiful, marital bliss. No matter how you feel about the institution of marriage itself, you can’t help but […]

4 Reasons Not to Cheat on Your Wife

The divorce rate is at an all time high and alimony settlements are even higher. Divorce hearings are starting to look more like NFL contract signings because these heffas are getting broke the f*ck off. The list of celebrities that pay exorbitant amounts of alimony is almost identical to it’s who’s who list. Tiger finalized a divorce that will make […]

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