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Oh yes, it's me... I am your innermost desires. I am your guilty pleasure. I am your conscience. I say what you are thinking but normally wouldnt have the nerve to utter out loud. I think the best way to describe my brand is "Crass Articulation". I'd also like to take this time to highlight of some of my accomplishments: Creator the Internet 1982 Nobel Peace Prize-Most Significant Birth of the 20th Century Discovered the 8th Continent Climbed Mt. Olympus-twice 10 time Undisputed Beaver Hill Pie Eating Champion

In Defense Of Marriage

Gay marriage has been an ongoing issue in many states for some time now, and is once again being hotly debated on the Federal level.  Various states have seen legislation in support of gay marriage die on the floor of their chambers or be defeated at the ballot box.  The recent repeal of Don’t Ask […]

Are White Women Really That Easy?

While most people reacted to the depiction of the aggressive black woman in the Pepsi Max Super Bowl commercial, I was actually more fascinated with the depiction of the timid white woman.  I literally laughed out loud when shorty went upside that white girl’s head with that can.  As soon it as it was over […]

Let’s Be Friends

The title of today’s post is the bullsh*t line most people hear during a break up in between the other bullsh*t lines of  “It’s not you, it’s me” and “I’d rather have you as a friend than not in my life at all.”  (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.)   Unless one […]

Watch Out For The Big Girl!!

Ever since I was a little boy, I’ve always liked a big girl.  I had a crushes on skinny girls too, but I always liked more big girls than other cats my age on average.  I used to watch “Living Single” just because there were multiple medium to full figured women for me to drool […]

Where? There.

With enough persistence, a guy can talk his girl into just about anything in between the sheets.  It’s no secret that it’s not that women won’t do certain things in bed, it’s just that she has to feel comfortable with the person she’s doing it with.  The right guy can have a woman doing all […]

Baby…You Suck.

There’s never an easy way to let someone down, which is why people classically tip toe around the truth to “let them down easy”.  In the workplace, it’s never easy to criticize a co-worker/superior/employee, but in the interest of running a lucrative operation, you have to deliver the news. In between the sheets however, it’s […]

Now That It’s Over

The gentlemen here at SBM pride themselves on being able to give you honest, fresh and in-depth objective analysis and advice on some of life’s more interesting situations.  I, on the other hand happen to be a bit more sarcastic and shallow in my advice and analysis of the finer things in life.  (Yes, even […]

The Other Person pt. 1

Depending on where you went to high school, college or where you currently live, you probably tend to see the same people of your ilk very often.  This logic would lend itself to the theory that you may have dated or slept with someone that has also dated/slept with someone else you know.  Like “they” […]

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

**The following conversation takes place between 3:45 and 3:49** Elliot: Honey, can you pass me a beer? Mercedes: Why don’t you get one of them b*tches to get you a beer… Elliot: Wha…what are you talkin’ about? Mercedes: Them b*tches that you had all up on you @ Joe’s BBQ gettin’ you beers…I saw all […]

What Your Man Does When You’re Not Lookin’

You’ve always wanted to know, haven’t you.  Probably not the foremost thing in your mind so much as an idle curiosity.  Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as you think…or maybe it is.  In any event, I’m going to give you an idea of some of things that happen when you’re not home/around or otherwise […]

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