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Habitual Line-Steppers like Delonte West

There should never be a rumor that someone slept with your mother on the street. And why would you want to have sex with your running buddy’s mother? This is not American Pie, it is not cool for Finch to sleep with your mom. Especially when she’s not that hot, at all. Have you ever […]

Let’s Be Friends

The title of today’s post is the bullsh*t line most people hear during a break up in between the other bullsh*t lines of  “It’s not you, it’s me” and “I’d rather have you as a friend than not in my life at all.”  (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.)   Unless one […]

Why I Will Never Play Matchmaker Again!

Me: What’s up? Miss Esquire: What’s up with your boy J? Me: What do you mean? Miss Esq.: Your boy that you introduced me to at Pranna? Me: Oh you mean Mike? Miss Esq.: Yeah, he call himself being slick. He invited me out to the movies and can you believe that he decided to […]

Dr. J, How would you classify my friend?

To date, the terms; Gold Digger, Groupie and Jumpoff have been thrown around local nightclubs and social circles way too loosely. It would surprise you that most people can’t really define any of the terms. Most people say that it’s like porno, “I can’t tell you what it is, but I know when I see […]

The Claim Game: Revisited

*** Admin Note *** A little “snafu” earlier this week cause Streetz’ masterpiece to get posted way to late in the day (yeah … I f*’d up … I got a lot going on). So … enjoy it all over again – SBM ******************* Whether you hit a house party, a club, wedding, or other […]

The Claim Game

Whether you hit a house party, a club, wedding, or other social gathering with groups of friends, you’ll always come across a team of  people that the crew is feeling. One of the funniest situations between men and women when it comes to courting, is something I like to call “The Claim Game”. We, have […]

Fight Club: Meet the Members

Most times we are always talking about dating and relationships, well today I thought of a change of pace, it’s interrelated because most fights are over women in some form or fashion, however here it is. Life’s trials and tribulations will bring you into discourse.  You don’t plan for it, but you refuse to go […]

The Coochie Crook

Come everyone … come close as I recant a tale of randomness from the days of yore.  Maybe you’ll learn something … or just laugh your ass off. I love Atlanta! I mean I was so so so close to moving there after graduation (I stayed for money … but think I should have gone […]

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